Archive for June, 2007

A Series of Events

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

Cancer
My aunt in Taiwan’s condition is worsening by the day. The grip of cancer tightens on her. Last I heard, there is a huge lump on her neck, as big as a newborn baby’s head. A very gruesome image to picture, but there is nothing much we can do for her at this late hour except be by her side. For earlier posts on this see here, here and here.

Work
Recently got into an argument with the bitch in-charge of planning the roster. Including me, there are 3 persons doing my job. We have our permanent shifts and everything was fine. That changed when her son came in. Her son was employed as a holiday relief. What that means is that her son will only get shifts if one of us could not work and the others can’t cover that person’s shift. However, that bitch wants to give her son ‘equal’ shifts and we have to share with him and all. Long story short, 3 of us were extremely unhappy. After much complaining and all, my manager sorted things out and things were kind of fine (still not happy) till recently.

Her son could not work on Monday night because they wanted to celebrate that bitch’s elder son’s birthday. She asked me if I could cover her son’s shift. Since I’m on holiday and extra cash is always welcome, why the hell not? So I said yes. Then I saw her put my name down on Monday night and wanted to remove me from my permanent shift on Tuesday. Waiting for her to do this, I immediately told her that if I have to give up my Tuesday shift to cover her son’s shift, I would have to decline. Another long story short, she wants her son to not lose out of any shifts at the cost of ours and i vehemently opposed till she got pissed and I got pissed. She went to complain to the manager (Kerry) and she got shot down by the manager. Kerry told her that she made a promised to me that my shifts was not to be touched. So she can’t do anything about it.

SHREK the Third
Watched Shrek on Friday. Its kinda entertaining but I feel its getting lame. I still think the first one was the best. The second one was still alright. The third one kinda went downhill. The movie isn’t that terrible, but like i said, its getting lame. I noticed that after the Lord of the Rings trilogy Movie, there seems to be an influx of many trilogy movies. Its mushrooming everywhere… whatever >.>

LOTRO
Recently, I’ve been given a 10 day trial for Lord of the Ring Online: Shadows of Angmar from Tiffany. 10 days later, I’ve bought the special edition for it. Yes, I really do enjoy this game despite my earlier skepticism on a game based on a license because most of the time, they ride on the popularity bandwagon and are usually not polished and are simply crap. I’ve been playing World of Warcraft since launch and Vanguard for a few months. World of Warcraft is getting boring now that its more of a reputation grind. Vanguard is a refreshing change, similar to the old Everquest 2 and its a very hard game. As much as I love Vanguard, its really hard not to notice the stark contrast with regards to how polished LOTRO is. What I really like about this game is the Epic Quests. They are very well written and very interesting. It makes you feel as though you are really part of the story. I’ll come back and give a more thorough review once I get through most of the content.

I think I should stop typing now since I sense another carpal tunnel attack coming (Main culprit: Excessive LOTRO-ing)

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She can’t even understand simple English

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

It has been a known issue with Windows Vista that a non-Vista O/S computer is unable to print documents via a shared printer on a Vista machine. I’ve been trying for days to fix it as my Windows XP laptop could not print as well. My sis’ com naturally suffers from the same problem. She asked me to fix it today. So i tried again. The result: I was unable to solve this technical issue as this is new to me. I scoured through forums and websites but to no avail.

Then, just now my sis asked whether it was fixed. I told her I do not have the expertise to overcome this problem. Then she asked me what am I gonna do about it. I replied saying that I do not know how to fix it at the moment, and if she wants to do any printing, then either come to my room and use my com (I know its bit troublesome but she has to come over to get those printed documents anyway. Besides, she using my com is also disrupting me from doing my stuff) to print.

Then she asked is it going to be like this forever. I replied honestly saying I don’t know because I do not know how to fix it. Now this is when she starts to get on my nerves because the conversation became something like this:

Sis : Is it going to be like this forever? What are you going to do about it?
Me : I don’t know because I do not know how to fix it.
Sis : Is it going to be like this forever? What are you going to do about it?
Me : I don’t know because I do not know how to fix it.
Sis : Is it going to be like this forever? What are you going to do about it?
Me : I don’t know because I do not know how to fix it.
Sis : Blah blah blah forever blah blah forever blah blah forever blah blah blah
(not paying attention anymore)

Me : Which part of “I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO FIX IT” do you NOT understand?

Then she starts going bonkers yelling “Asshole” to me, saying something bout not fair why the printer has to be in my room (Hello?! I brought it here to Melbourne 3.5 years ago when i did Year 12? What if it breaks down? What if there is any problems? Can she fix it?)

After some yelling, i close my room door because i refuse to cater to her tantrums and unreasonableness whilst she kept banging my door yelling I don’t know what because i wasn’t paying attention anymore. Lord of the Ring: Fellowship of the Ring currently has my devoted attention.

Geez, I really do not know how to dumb down the English anymore for her to understand. Its like asking me to change the weather to Summer because shes cold. Look, when I said I do not know how to fix it, it means cut me some slack while I think about alternative ways to solve it. When I’ve tried all that has been suggested by experts in technical forums, you can’t expect me to work miracles. So, suck it up, leave me alone till i can figure out a way.

/End Rant.

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So, my com died on me……again

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

*** WARNING: Hardcore Gamer Nerd Rant ***

This is the 4th time she died on me. My baby. Shes getting old T.T

The first time it happened was bout a week before my exams when a major Trojan attack crippled my system beyond mere technical expertise. Hard-drive had to be wiped (formatted). Well, since I was going to have to reinstall a fresh copy of an operating system, I thought i might as well upgrade to Windows Vista Ultimate. Its sweet. Loved the new sleek look and feel. Loved the new sidebar, no problems faced at all.

Then last week while testing out the Lord of the Rings Online on max graphics, my 512MB Ati Radeon X800 XL overheated and screwed up the display. So now its running on merely High graphics. Sign that its getting old and dying. Sign that i should look into the new DirectX 10 graphics card… hmmm maybe a dual GPU at that *drool*

Bout 3 days ago my baby just wouldn’t boot up. The PSU (Power Supply Unit) blew. Yes blew. So out i went immediately to replace it with a new better PSU. So everything was working fine, all my accessories and peripherals can now be simultaneously plugged in. Yipee.

All was fine till just now when i decided to finally finish watching Underworld 2. My screen kept blacking out and computer reboots by itself. After some diagnostic checks and analysis, i found out that my graphics card lacked power and I had to rewire the power connections from the PSU. Then there was an issue with the Vista activation due to my swapping tinkering.

Just reinstalled Vista and everything is fine again…… for now. I may have to start saving up for a new PC, having already set aside a tidy sum for my PS3 funding.

*** Hardcore Gamer Nerd Rant end ***

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Ethan’s thought = Jason’s thought

Sunday, June 17th, 2007

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Case of the Herculean Cow and Altism

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Two case studies here for your perusal.

Case 1: Case of the Herculean Cow

Date: 8 June 2007
Place: Uropa Unit 807

Christopher has just recently installed Windows Vista Ultimate which he obtained from Jason on his computer. He was enjoying the sleek new interface, awesome graphics and voice recognition software. As with every Friday, Christopher’s friends gather at his cozy abode to chill out and social.

Chris likes to share new things he likes with his friends. After showing of the capabilities of Windows Vista, Hann Meng was intrigue and had a go with it. By this time, Daryl the Herculean Cow, was really really excited. Not just any really really excited, but EXTREMELY really really really excited. He tried to remove the headphone cum mic gadget from Hann Meng’s head. Without realizing his own strength, chaos ensued.

Below is a rendering by Hann Meng on what actually happened.

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note: The above case study was prepared with humour intended. The author does not intentionally wish to offend anybody mentioned above.


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Case 2
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Case 2: Obssessive Case of Altism

Before we go into the details of Altism, one must understand what is meant my MMORPG.

What is an MMORPG?
(via wikipedia)
MMORPG is an abbreviation of Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game. MMORPG is a genre of online role-playing video games (RPGs) in which a large number of players interact with one another in a virtual world.

As in all RPGs, players assume the role of a fictional character (most commonly in a fantasy setting) and take control over many of that character’s actions. MMORPGs are distinguished from single-player or small multi-player RPGs by the number of players, and by the game’s persistent world, usually hosted by the game’s publisher, which continues to exist and evolve while the player is away from the game.

MMORPGs are very popular throughout the world, with combined global memberships in subscription and non-subscription games exceeding 15 million as of 2006. Worldwide revenues for MMORPGs exceeded half a billion dollars in 2005, and Western revenues exceeded one billion USD in 2006.

What is an Alt?
Alt is the short-form for Alternative, usually lower-level character(s) that are played in addition to the main character of a given player (Alternate character/account). Sometimes, players will also use the term ‘toon’ instead.

So then what is Altism?
Altism is a newly discovered syndrome commonly affecting individuals who play MMORPG that allows players to create multiple alts/toons either in a single server or an alternate server. Individuals who suffers from Altisim usually shows the following symptoms:
1) Multiple Characters with different class
2) Most characters fail to reach a level above 20.
3) Tend to re-roll a new character with a specific class after seeing said class performance in-game.

Altism? Are you on crack? Show me a prove of someone who suffers from Altism.
Firstly, no, I’m not on crack. I’m on coke. No not that drug nicknamed coke, but coke, a type of carbonated soft drink. Anyway, a living proof of a person suffering from Chronic Altism is this person:

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In Vanguard: Saga of Heroes alone, he has 7, yes SEVEN characters (monk, bard, shaman, bloodmage, rogue, warrior and necromancer).

I would have revealed more of this individual’s condition and evidence if not for the agreement i have with the Society for Prevention of Altism (Australia). As this individual is still seeking treatment, I’m not allowed to fully disclose all information regarding his medical condition and the severity of it beyond that which has been revealed above.

Let us all join hands and hope that this individual gets better.

note2: This case study was ALSO prepared for humorous purpose. The author has no intention whatsoever of offending or tarnishing anyone’s reputation.

note3: In regards to the 2 cases prepared, the author disclaims any liability and all variations of it which enables the author to be sued. The author disclaims everything up to the point where he is immune to legal repercussions.

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AAAAarrrrrggghhh

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

Scream

Aaarrgggghhhh, I can’t take this anymore. STUDYING FUGGIN SUX. Well, studying for exams anyway. 2 more frikin days ><”’

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Jason vs Exam

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

Sigh, after creating this comic strip, I realized it didn’t fit the page. Oh wells, just click on the image of the shrunken unreadable comic strip and zoom in on the new page. Enjoy.

Jason vs Exam

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Extract from Lecture notes…

Sunday, June 10th, 2007

The following in an extract from Week 9 lecture notes of Financial Accounting Theory. You might think this is boring dry stuff. But wait till the end, so bear with me =p We were studying managment motivations incentive yadda yadda. so here goes.

 

So, are executives paid too much under these compensation schemes?

This is a hot political issue and one much loved by the press: eg CEO leaves Company X with over ten million dollars in compensation, this is more than 250 times the wage of the average australian worker – he clearly is paid too much.

Jensen and Murphy in the 90’s concluded that they were underpaid since for every $1,000 increase in shareholder value the CEO’s received only $2.59. You would expect this in large firms anyway just because these companies can be worth billions Other political issues with compensation – “golden parachutes” Huge payouts on leaving whether or not the CEO has performed well.

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But I’m starting work next year at KPMG and I have a salary of $40,000 with no other compensation anything like this stuff today, why not? Does this mean I am not going to work hard, ie exert any effort?

 

So, what distinguishes your employment contract next year from an executive contract of the type we have been discussing here? The most glaring difference is, of course, the labour market you are in – the only human capital you offer in this market is based on your education, ie, you have no experience or reputation to sell. The other big difference is that you will not be in a management role as we have here – ie making decisions that affect shareholder value – so its not a principal/agent relationship on which today’s stuff was based.

 

So, sadly, you are just a little part of a big machine – little sausages feeding a ravenous accounting monster, who has the task of building those things that are valued by the labour market.

 

 

KPMG

 

The picture shown was animated in the lecture. Its animation is of the monster picking up cars and eats them. The ‘you’ points to the cars.
Edit: I found that pic in Powerpoint. So enjoy.

Anyways, the quote of the day is:

So, sadly, you are just a little part of a big machine – little sausages feeding a ravenous accounting monster, who has the task of building those things that are valued by the labour market.

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Wanted

Saturday, June 9th, 2007

I know I know, I’m only worth 0.000095 of my Master here. I’m working on it alright? Anyways….

 

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.

The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we’ll roam.

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never say we die.

Some men have died
and some are alive
and others sail on the sea
- with the keys to the cage…
and the Devil to pay
we lay to Fiddler’s Green!

The bell has been raised
from it’s watery grave…
Do you hear it’s sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all,
pay head the squall
and turn your sail toward home!

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never say we die.

 

 

Damn I love this song =p In case you are wondering. This is the full song lyrics of Hoist the Colours that is being sang by the boy at the beginning of Pirates of the Carribean 3 – At World’s End. By the way, that has got to be the most powerful and impactful (that a word?) openings I’ve ever seen.

 

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Leopard Man

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

Tattooed from head to toe with leopard spots, a hermit who calls himself Tom Leppard is most widely known as “The Leopard Man“. Tom Leppard is a retired military man from the Isle of Skye, Scotland. His body is 99.9% covered with leopard spots tattoo making him the World’s Most Tattooed Man by Guinness Book of World Records… until recently. Lucky Diamond Rich currently holds the record of 100%.

Tom Leppard dropped out of society years ago after spending £5,500 to have his body covered in spots. He currently lives in a hut made of sticks and stones in the ruins of a croft and bathes in a river. There is no heating, gas or electricity. He has lived a reclusive life for nearly 20 years on a part of the island that can only be reached by boat, or a two-hour hike. Baked beans and tinned ratatouille, washed down with the odd glass of chardonnay, keep the exceptionally fit former soldier and sailor on the go. Once a week, he goes by canoe to town to purchase supplies and pick up his pension.

He became the Leopard Man, he claims, through a need to be a freak so that he could make money. ‘I found it difficult to settle into life as a civilian. And having worked in jobs with terrible conditions and bad pay I needed to do something different.’ He chose leopard markings after seeing a poster of two women with their bodies painted in a leopard style. He liked the look. ‘I thought the easiest way to become a freak was to have myself tattooed – then people would pay to see me.’

He also said that he spent too long in the forces. He couldn’t mix with people and he wanted to do something different, and guess what he did ^_^?? In addition to his tattoos, he has a set of fangs…

And here is another short documentary on Tom Leppard, The Leopard Man *roar*

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=PnUDSBonub8]

 

 

Sources:

http://individualistvoice.com/leopardman.html

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/human_body/body_beautiful/default.aspx

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/print/0,3858,4353345-102285,00.html

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