Wednesday, July 4th, 2007
Jealous Lesbian
So there i was taking my break in the staff room at work, then in came my Dialysis Unit Manager (DUM), Senior Products Manager (SPM) and another manager (AM). At first it was a normal conversation about work, then it turn in to pub talk. DUM saying her husband’s an asshole because they were discussing about kids finding out that their parents aren’t their biological father etc ( I wasn’t really paying attention till she said asshole). Then it descended into references of female and male genitalia…. then came lesbian couples wanting to have a baby.
So the story (true story that is according to AM) is like this. This lesbian couple, friends of AM, wanted to have a baby. So they asked their gay friend to donate his sperm to lesbian X. Lesbian X got pregnant. Then Lesbian Y got jealous because she wanted to get pregnant too…… I’ve nothing more to say. Speechless.
Advice
Gildor Inglorion:
‘I do not like this news. That Gandalf should be late does not bode well. But it is said: Meddle not in the affairs of Wizards for they are subtle and quick to anger. The choice is yours. To go or to wait.’
Frodo Baggins:
‘And it is also said, go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.’
Gildor Inglorion:
‘Is it indeed? Elves seldom give unguarded advice, for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill.’
- The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien
In these few weeks, many have come to me seeking counsel and confiding secrets in me. Sometimes it makes me feel like an old wise men, holding a gnarled staff in one hand and a thick book in the other, sitting under the tree on a rock, atop the mountain…… This is not the first time it has happened. Don’t get me wrong. I’m more than glad to lend a listening ear and help solve their problems as I do take joy in it. However as i grow older and more matured, i find myself very reluctant to give advice, as i fear that if they act on my advice, i may lead them down to the path of destruction. Nevertheless i shall endeavor to provide the best advice. Just take note that I’m no Isaac Mendez who can paint the future.
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